ADVENTURES IN WRITING! Operating from Northern Indiana, this blog will cover aspects of culture with a bent on humor and the relentless belittling of the mainstream media, politics, and the syphilitic GOP (both major parties). News analysis happens. Put on your adult diapers, this gwine'-a'-be a bourgeois hoot. Some much needed hilarity for working class North Americans and international readers. I'm the part of this human world that bites back. Let's roll.
Friday, January 12, 2007
DAY-9 IN THE STANDOFF AT JERRY FORD'S GRAVE: STILL DEAD
GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN--The Secret Service severed the head, drove-a-stake into his heart, buried him upside-down, and placed garlands of garlic in the mausoleum--they weren't taking any chances. Today, no movement. He's dead Jim, he's all messed-up. He's coming to get you, Barbara--not really. What a turd, a reincarnation of Warren G. Harding in almost every-(dis)respect. Thank you God for mortality. Guards have been tripping-over-themselves.
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