ADVENTURES IN WRITING! Operating from Northern Indiana, this blog will cover aspects of culture with a bent on humor and the relentless belittling of the mainstream media, politics, and the syphilitic GOP (both major parties). News analysis happens. Put on your adult diapers, this gwine'-a'-be a bourgeois hoot. Some much needed hilarity for working class North Americans and international readers. I'm the part of this human world that bites back. Let's roll.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
It Stays-Here: Did George W. Bush Blow a Man in Vegas in 1984?
This one has been around for-awhile: the story that George W. Bush arranged to have a bisexual-encounter in a Vegas Hotel with Leola McConnell (a 2006 Gubenatorial candidate) and Victor Ashe (now ambassador to Poland, a homophobic nation)? Rumors persist that during the encounter, Bush gave Ashe head. Sure, I know, this NEVER happens, and has never-happened in the political-history of the world. Certainly not in America. Ancient Rome, maybe, but not America. Maybe off-the-record, guy-stuff, but never a public-admission. Of-course, it could be total-bullshit, too. However...
This is the type-of-story that would give the Roman-chronicler Suetonius something to-write-about. In his "Lives of the Twelve Caesars", written-from the internal archives of the Empire, the chronicler wrote of the numerous debaucheries of the early Roman Emperors. While many of these stories were well-known, many had been held in ministries of state--they were literally "state secrets". It is well-known that our own system was founded-upon many of the same structures and principles of Rome as it was understood 200-years-ago--many-of-which were wrong, and idealisitic interpretations.
Like Augustus, an emperor that George W. Bush shows some similarities to, it wouldn't be strange for our own Patrician President to have bisexual-tendencies. Augustus's daughter, Julia, was known to fuck anyone in the streets of Rome. Why? She hated her father's hypocricy and exposed-it. In his will, Augustus would not allow her to be buried with him, oh well. Where are these kind-of women today? They should speak-out, but would the Press listen? Apparently, they've heard these rumors, but have they been called-off of investigating-them?
The problem is, it's a political-liability in Puritanical America, and even in Rome, Augustus had to hide many of his own sexual-activities. Why? There were actually morals of family, abstinence and marital-fidelity then. Yes, in ancient-Rome. Augustus was one of the first-leaders in the history of the world to cement his rule around being a "leader of the people", and an upholder of "family-values". The problem was: he was a hypocrite, just like many politicians are today, and he couldn't keep it in-his-pants. Apparently, there is a possibility that George W. Bush cannot either. Who knows? We might know the truth in our lifetimes--but I wouldn't wager-on-it. The truth is probably more mundane, but it could be even-darker. If you have any tips, let-me-know, I'm a natural-voyeur. The Empire never ended.
http://www.livius.org/su-sz/suetonius/suetonius.html
http://www.mcconnellforgovernor.com/
http://bushssecretlifein84.tripod.com/
http://www.bartcop.com/bushblewaguy.htm
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