ADVENTURES IN WRITING! Operating from Northern Indiana, this blog will cover aspects of culture with a bent on humor and the relentless belittling of the mainstream media, politics, and the syphilitic GOP (both major parties). News analysis happens. Put on your adult diapers, this gwine'-a'-be a bourgeois hoot. Some much needed hilarity for working class North Americans and international readers. I'm the part of this human world that bites back. Let's roll.
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Israel to End War in Lebanon Monday
This is because they were ordered-to by the State Department of the United States. Meanwhile, we can guess Israeli-troops and planes will killing to make-up for lost-time. "Yeah, but what-about France?" What-about em'? Yes, Syria used to be a colony of France until the late-1940s, so there are some deep-ties. Oh yeah, the USA has NO DIPLOMATIC-TIES TO SYRIA WHATSOEVER, thanks-to the Bush administration, and earlier State Department policies. This gave us no-leverage or diplomatic-options with Syria. "So, what's all this Syria shit?" Because Syria is a prime-backer of Hizbollah, their proxy-force in Lebanon. "So?" So, if you really don't want Israel surrounded by a ring-of-fire ("Down-down-down, and the flames were gettin' higher!"), potentially setting-off World War III, you use France to contact Syria's government to tell Hizbollah to stop if the Israelis do too. Yes, the Bush administration had to go-running to the "Cheese-eating surrender-monkies" because the French understand diplomacy, while the Bush administration does not. You can see this move as an admission of this fact. "Man, I stopped-reading after High School. This shit makes my head-hurt." I would imagine it does...
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