Monday, August 07, 2006
Bozo Buys-stock in Forbes
Hey, you remember that guy who never, ever blinks? You know, Steve Forbes, space-alien. Doctors say an individual who never-blinks is "non-human", kinda like the fish-people in that H.P. Lovecraft story, "The Shadow Over Innsmouth". Well, it appears that Bozo the clown has bought minor-control in the Forbes entertainment-corportation...but where's Cookie?! Sure, back when Bozo and Cookie were cutting-heads in Belfast (they're from Ireland, after-all),
they showed savvy. Anyway, Bozo's "media and marketing-savvy" have proven his mettle in an increasingly tech-friendly world--one that Forbes hasn't done-well with. I mean, you can watch Bozo on your iPods, or even listen-to him! Wait-a-minute...oh-shit, you mean it was "Bono"?!
OK, I need to get a new-prescription, or a bigger-monitor...