ADVENTURES IN WRITING! Operating from Northern Indiana, this blog will cover aspects of culture with a bent on humor and the relentless belittling of the mainstream media, politics, and the syphilitic GOP (both major parties). News analysis happens. Put on your adult diapers, this gwine'-a'-be a bourgeois hoot. Some much needed hilarity for working class North Americans and international readers. I'm the part of this human world that bites back. Let's roll.
Monday, August 07, 2006
Bozo Buys-stock in Forbes
Hey, you remember that guy who never, ever blinks? You know, Steve Forbes, space-alien. Doctors say an individual who never-blinks is "non-human", kinda like the fish-people in that H.P. Lovecraft story, "The Shadow Over Innsmouth". Well, it appears that Bozo the clown has bought minor-control in the Forbes entertainment-corportation...but where's Cookie?! Sure, back when Bozo and Cookie were cutting-heads in Belfast (they're from Ireland, after-all),
they showed savvy. Anyway, Bozo's "media and marketing-savvy" have proven his mettle in an increasingly tech-friendly world--one that Forbes hasn't done-well with. I mean, you can watch Bozo on your iPods, or even listen-to him! Wait-a-minute...oh-shit, you mean it was "Bono"?!
OK, I need to get a new-prescription, or a bigger-monitor...
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