Crawford, TX.
Today, at 11:30 am, Secret Service Agents, and activists located nearby President George W. Bush's Texas-property documented unspeakable-acts by the Command-in-Chief: "It was Lovecraftian...unspeakable," stated associates of Cindy Sheehan, as well as members of a local Peace House. "He uttered these deep-incantations, then sodomized the dog," stated another-source who wishes to speak under condition of anonymity. Other neighbors of President Bush have noted a strange-vortex swirling-above the ranch at various-times. "Hey, he VOLUNTEERED FOR IT", exclaimed a senior staff-member of the President's entourage. But, the press wasn't there, so it didn't happen. If a Bush falls-for a dog, and nobody is there, does it make a sound? Or, did it happen-at-all?
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