Monday, November 06, 2006

THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION HAS SOMETHING MAJOR PLANNED FOR TODAY

USSA--You're the President ('Preznent'). OK, the Vice President really is, but this hypothetical. You've drunkenly-authorized hundreds of illegal-actions, and it looks like the forces of law-and-order are finally going to use those police battering-rams to come-get-you and your administration. You had a manic-depressive time in-office with soaring-highs (90% approval-ratings following 9/11), and crushing-lows (29% being the lowest, but lower is coming). You are clearly still a drunk, and probably a pharmaceutical-narcotics abuser. Most of you administration are criminals, but so are you. Here's to two-years of excruciating-hearings and your imprisonment in the Hague.

But your backers win: they got their no-bid contracts with the military, they made-off with $9 Billion tax-dollars from Baghdad, and they got their God-sanctioned tax-cuts (fuck-you). But now, it appears you're going to lose the Congressional-majority that has obstructed the forces of law-and-order, and it looks grim. This makes most Americans happy, by-the-way. Thanks, Justice Scalia, and fuck-you too. And ex-Justice O'Connor: nothing you can say, or do will erase the fact that you allowed this clown to be President (well, technically Cheney is, but...). Nope, you legacy is shit now, welcome aboard. It's nice being basically anonymous, certainly compared to your infamy Mrs. O'Connor. The rest of the Supreme Court is worthless, and the respect for law-and-order erodes every day they remain Justices. We should remove the ones that Bush appointed with a congressional amendment.

Even fixing-the-election probably won't work--what do you do? Why--and this is just a possibility--you call a national emergency. This is why you made-sure Congress voted to rescind Habeus Corpus (the right to know why you have become imprisoned), and so-much-more. No, none of this will stand or endure as law, it was done just for you. Your boy-fondling flunkies in Congress have stood-by you, and besides, you have dirt on them. Here's to you causing the largest-groundswell in consciousness-raising since the 1960s, you goofed...again-and-again-and-again-and-again. And, even if you won-back every seat in Congress, it wouldn't matter--the scadals aren't going-away. Not ever. You are possibly the lowest piece-of-shit that has ever inhabited the Oval Office, but then I have to consider Jame K. Polk and Harry S. Truman. Someday, I will piss on all of your graves.

PS: The dirty-tricks have begun apace. This excerpt is from an email I got from Democrats.com.

Karl Rove has been bragging for weeks about his "72-hour program" to swing the elections, which predict a Democratic takeover of Congress.Now we know what it is: a dirty trick campaign using robocalls. The calls are made to Democrats and swing voters at all times of day or night to make them angry. And they pretend to be from the Democrat ("Hello, I'm calling with information about Lois Murphy"). If you hang up, they call back 7-8 times, and each time you hear the Democrat's name, to get you angry at him or her. If you stay on, you get to hear a scathing attack on the Democrat.

PS-PS: Bush is made-up as a rodeo clown.

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