Thursday, September 28, 2006

Sen. Allen: I Have Never Used the Word 'Wigger'

OLD VIRGINNY--It seems the entire "I never used the word 'nigger'" controversy over Sen. George Allen (VIRG) has ended. The original question was misheard, and originated with an unknown-journalist who had asked if the Senator had ever used the term 'wigger'. "No, however, I have use the words: nigger, porch-monkey, jigaboo, jig, nig, spear-chucker, jungle-bunny, and ape. I ever tell ya' that story about the Deer's head?" answered Allen, cheerfully. Oh, ok.