Ney Bob! Ney Bob! Ney Bob! : Ney finally admits he's been lying for a living

O-HI-O--Bob Ney has plead-guilty to taking bribes from Jack Abramoff, because Federal prosecutors have the goods on him. On August 8th, Ney was asked/told by House Majority Leader John Boehner not to run for reelection.

This would mean that Boehner knew full-well of Ney's guilt during the investigations and didn't notify prosecutors. At least Ney did it all for his family, especially the free meals and the golf trip to Scotland. [Ed., 09.19.2008-But did someone have the common decency to get him laid?] Maybe Sitting Bull is getting his revenge after all.

The Democrats will probably win a majority thanks to all the convictions on the other side of the aisle. His hairpiece still looks worse than William Shatner's, which is saying a lot. Just wait, more are going to fall.