Friends of Humpty (Ode to a Church's Cannon, Down With the King!)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall!

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!

All the king's horses and all the king's men,

couldn't put Humpty together again!

OR, Ye Olde Othere Versione:

Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall;
Threescore men and threescore more
Cannot place Humpty-Dumpty as he was before. (An egg.)[redacted for your safety]

Origins:

http://www.indianchild.com/history_origins_nursery_ryhmes.htm

http://www.colchester.uk.com/

http://www.colchester.uk.com/colchester1601-1650.htm