Wednesday, August 29, 2007

SOME GOOD KIDS WRAP KARL ROVE'S JAGUAR IN PLASTIC (LIKE LAURA PALMER)

Washington D.C.--Hey kids, don't try this at home or the White House, and definitely not on the cars of any Republican incumbents: the best way is to get a potato, a broom, and place the potato into the end of the tail-pipe. Now, take the broom and ram that potato as far into the hypothetical tail-pipe as you can. Next, take your mom's car-keys, and make the deepest-scratches you can into the hypothetical, imaginary car. Also, those imaginary tires are easily flattened, just pick a good, sharp-object and slam it into the tire with a lot of blunt force. Sugar or sand in the gas tank of any imaginary automobile also has a very interesting effect. And never, ever shadow or follow Mr. Rove and his associates you've identified through research. Do not tail them everywhere they go, making their lives unpleasant, as though they were living in a human fishbowl...
[Ed., 09.01.2007-In what can only be described as a 'Jungian-coincidence,' the author had the exact same model of Jaguar pull out in-front of his vehicle just yesterday on his way to see 'Halloween.' It was a boss at a nearby factory coming-back from lunch. Amazing.]