Coming soon to J-7...

No, not "BUCKAROO BANZAI VS THE DICK CHENEY WORLD CRIME LEAGUE, but an updating of "The Devil's Dictionary" for this peculiar era. It's overdue, and you know you want it. Like the original, it's going to be serialized, parsed-out letter-by-letter. Expect something different from Bierce's original. I might even be kind enough to illustrate each letter with an appropriately cynical drawing. They carry hell with them.