Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Advice to Politicians: Marry a former-Prostitute, ferchrissakes

America's Shattered Sexual Landscape--Why not marry someone you want to have sex with like 5% of all married American men? My advice to politicians and would-be politicos is to marry a former-prostitute. But why stop there? There could be a lifelong secret rendezvous between husband-and-wife. They could meet each other in incredibly sordid circumstances, both in-disguise! Better yet, a political couple could go to Vegas, get divorced, have sex, then get remarried. No one would be the wiser, and certainly not the participants.