Thursday, October 18, 2007

The New Devil's Dictionary: Ass

, n.
--The person sitting next to you, as well as the one who looks back in the mirror every morning. Synonymous with the terms academic, politician, and of course, the average person. Everyone has one. Anyone with an opinion other than one's own. Often used in the context of recently having sex with another ass: "I got some ass yesterday." Also, commonly used in reference to the young. Anyone other than yourself.