Saturday, December 09, 2006

10,000 RAMONES BANDS RE-ENACT ENTIRE CULTURAL MOVEMENT POORLY, DWARF WOODSTOCK FOR SHITTY-SOUND

Punk still sucks and has no cultural-relevance anymore, especially emo--just thought I'd remind everyone. Think-up something original that requires a modicum-of-talent and creativity. That girlfriend who makes you listen to it, ditch her. She sucks in bed anyway, and she has no-taste in music. Get a real woman who loves funk, techno, smokes-cigarettes, and even listens to some industrial and postpunk (no Goth, that's over too, and it's goofy), something new and avant-garde. Something different.

Even pop is better than punk (or are they the same now?). Just tag someone with an open-mind, maybe a stripper. She'll fuck you in-half, I guar-an-tee it. I know these things. Just NEVER allow a woman to dictate your tastes, it's pathetic. Over-is-over, and your understanding of culture and how it works is funny. Punk is still-dead, I checked...no-pulse. You look silly, ya' got punk on your face, kid. You remind me of all the ass-rockers from the 80s who STILL dress like they did then, spandex-n'-all. They look pathetic. So do you, though some of the girls look cute punked-out. Kinda like dressing as a flapper (if it looks HOT, it's timeless, yes)...