Wednesday, May 09, 2007

AS CHENEY SITS IN THE WIZARD'S EMERALD CITY, THE RED ARMY SHELLS THE BUNKER

THE GREEN ZONE, BAGHDAD--I was watching Dr. Strange's comments on what we've already known for over-a-year: that security in Iraq is disintegrating due to poor-planning and no strategy for postwar-Iraq by the Bush administration. I was watching this one on CNN, live. As President Cheney misspoke (he doesn't do anything else, he'll tell you), you could hear explosions...then, the broadcast was cut. The talking-necks at CNN seemed aghast, and for once, had no words for what happened.

The laws of physics are still holding. Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg must have placed the suitcase closer to der Fuehrer this time. Hey, it's not even July 20th. Pray for the soul of the vice president, it died from alcohol-poisoning in the 1960s. They say cyanide smells like rotted-almonds. Crunch-crunch. An interesting sidebar: the VP claimed (he lied) that he "didn't hear the explosion." Well yeah, neither did Hitler after it hit, his eardrums were punctured.

It's just like that lousy lie from Gonzales being confronted by protesters at his Harvard law school reunion (class of 1982!). Some retard official there lied to AP that most of the AG's fellow-classmates (kissass lawyers) "didn't see them," which is proven false by a series of photos at www.michaelmoore.com. Like Anderson Cooper and Jerry Rivers at the Superdome, it was an AP reporter conveying rumors--that's not journalism. More guffaws from a Philip K. Dick Cheney novel. Green is right, those stupid insurgents have shitty aim...