ADVENTURES IN WRITING! Operating from Northern Indiana, this blog will cover aspects of culture with a bent on humor and the relentless belittling of the mainstream media, politics, and the syphilitic GOP (both major parties). News analysis happens. Put on your adult diapers, this gwine'-a'-be a bourgeois hoot. Some much needed hilarity for working class North Americans and international readers. I'm the part of this human world that bites back. Let's roll.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
EX-PASTOR TED HAGGARD: "I'M NOT GAY."
BIZARROWORLD--Listen Ted, I don't come to your workplace and slap the Cheney out of your mouth, so why do you gotta insult my intelligence? Here's the time-line: "I'm not gay" (except when a male-hustler...you know), then "I'm gay", then "I'm not gay." He's gay, so what? He likes meth-amphetamine with his gay-sex--his business, but now it's everyone's business since he was living a lie. Power, the most-addictive drug there is, and he's experiencing withdrawal (if-only our troops were...). Him Ted Haggard, him not gay, but him sinner. Four-legs (on-the-floor) bad, two-legs good. Welcome to America, better than a carnival. Welcome to the monkey house.
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