Wednesday, April 25, 2007

STANDOFF AT GERALD FORD'S GRAVE: STILL DEAD

GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN--It appears that decapitating the corpse, and the placement of garlic-garlands in the grave have worked. He's not getting-up. President Cheney recently visited the grave site to absorb more evil from the husk. This is convenient, I don't have to drive very far for a place to piss.