Sunday, October 08, 2006

HOW DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES CAN WIN: BE SEXY

UNITED STATES of AMERICA--Taking my 'lede' from Lysistrata, I figured nobody could lose with these on-their-side. Ladies, you know what to do with what God gave you, now go save-the-world! Democrats: you need to tout your virility and manliness, as well as the fact that you like curvey-women--which is why you married one years-ago! Feet, do your stuff. Kick out the jams, motherfuckers!