ADVENTURES IN WRITING! Operating from Northern Indiana, this blog will cover aspects of culture with a bent on humor and the relentless belittling of the mainstream media, politics, and the syphilitic GOP (both major parties). News analysis happens. Put on your adult diapers, this gwine'-a'-be a bourgeois hoot. Some much needed hilarity for working class North Americans and international readers. I'm the part of this human world that bites back. Let's roll.
Monday, October 16, 2006
CANADIAN TROOPS BATTLE 10-FOOT MARIJUANA-FOREST, PLANTS WIN
AFGHANISTAN--Our indefatiguable allies, the Canadians, are encountering a new enemy (or and 'old-friend'). The enemy is marijuana, and Taliban forces are using vast forests of the plant as cover. Thermal imaging-devices won't work, and as we know, smoking-them-out won't either. At one-point, the troops considered rolling an entire forest in a giant-paper, but Stephen Harper showed-up and ruined-everything. Straight-edge, I know. The troops considered fragging-his-ass, but decided to have a party instead. 'He's not worth killing, eh,' said a Technical Sergeant who requested his identity be withheld. As of this-week, the entire force in Afghanistan was stoned, even the officers. Many were pining for a jaunt to Second City, or even the Hot Box in Kensington Market, Toronto. No-dice, these boys signed-on with the Harper-administration, and George Bush must be mollified, eh?
I love Canada, I really do. They wouldn't have started a war like this, that's certain. Considering the progress we've made, Saddam Hussein will escape-custody, joining the insurgency with a promise of liberation and order. In Afghanistan, the Taliban will be back-in-power again, only this-time they'll allow the exportation of drugs to infidel-nations to supply terrorism. Hopefully, Mr. Harper will go the way of Silvio Berlusconi. In 22-days, Canada's future will be clearer. If the Bush administration can be taken-down by Congress with a Democratic majority, it should weaken Harper. You think he's holding?
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