
THE UNITED STATES AGAIN--You gotta love reactionaries on the Left and the right. The blogosphere is going ballistic over a Wal-mart selling t-shirts with a "Nazi-skull emblem" on them. Ferchrissakes, pay attention to Iraq, watch the lame duck Congress so they don't pass any more totalitarian laws.
Just do something useful.
The image is the SS Totenkopf (death's head) symbol, often worn by American bikers. It's pretty obvious this is an overreaction and that the shirts are a mistake by a lazy graphic designer.
But what if they sold the real thing? What if they sold actual Nazi paraphernalia from 1933-1945? I wouldn't be bothered by it at all. Really? Nope. People should have physical artifacts to prove that Nazism and the Holocaust really happened. These are objects with no power other than what we project onto them.
If you think a swastika or an Iron Cross holds some strange power over you, you might consider an analyst. Wal-mart is removing the shirts, so it appears that democracy's safe for another week. But we all know that it was Nazi paraphernalia that started WWII: an entire generation of Germans were hypnotized and obeyed all those medals, posters and uniforms, not Hitler. "But why would you even want that stuff?" I think I just said why.


WASHINGTON--It appears obvious that Karl Rove's own secret-statistics and special math (special-ed. math--boo-yah!) were simply in his bulbous-head. He is GIANT BABY-MAN, after-all. Of course, none of the fallout was the fault of Karl Rove and President George W. Bush, but 'forces beyond our control.' Correct in-part, but really just another diversionary-tactic. The public (and the entire world) is tired of your policies in Iraq, it was the primary-reason for the results based on exit-polls. Yes, exit-polls. The rest of the world follows them, except the US during-and-after the 2000 elections. Before that, they were unassailable. Interestingly, Rove tells Time he still isn't buying-them, and this is consistent with 2000. He's going to have to accept feeling alone about this. It was this attitude that sank them, a contempt for public-opinon and the public-will (nevermind the common-good). By telling Americans, 'no, that's not what you think', is only going to piss-them-off.
Yes, Joe Donnelly said on local-television that 'No, this is a move to the middle,' meaning not the left, parroting the emergent party-line of conservative Democrats. Wrong, Joe. If you don't get us universal health-care, and reverse literally everything the Bush administration has had-passed as law--we're going to have your ass for-breakfast. Iraq will continue to deteriorate, and you'll be back here in South Bend, and permanently. The Democratic-majority will be short-lived if you don't end this war immediately. But it's OK, we didn't vote for you because we trusted you. It's wisest not to trust any politician at face-value, not ever. Hey, I met you at the Cinco de Mayo fair here in South Bend, Mr. Donnelly, and I shook your hand. My name is Crinkle. You show potential for being a real grass-roots guy, so do what's good for Michiana and America. If you vote to prolong-the-war, the voters will definitely punish you for it. If you don't support a new 9/11 commission, the voters will punish you for it. And if you don't support progressive taxation of the wealthy, the like will occur. You have a historic-opportunity here. Are you up to it?

SOUTH BEND, INDIANA--It's looking solid for Joe Donnelly, with 83% of the vote having been counted as I post this, Chocola is getting a pretty good spanking. I sincerely hope he has gay-hustler Jeff Gannon's phone-number, he'll need it. It'll be time for him to resume exploiting American-workers, but this-time it's going to be in the private-sector, and permanent. Sure, he could run-again, but nobody's going to forget this White House and Congress for at least two-generations. The GOP risked-it-all, and might just be in serious-trouble as a viable-party--unless they change. It's possible that the GOP will be forced to embrace tolerance of homosexuality, for-example. But what's important is this: the time has come to begin preparing to beat-up on Joe Donnelly. What? Yes. Why? Because if you don't push him to do things that help working-class Americans, he won't. It's a no-brainer (thanks President Cheney, and you be-careful on that hunting-trip!)! Mitch Daniels, your time is coming, you ugly scarfaced-mug.


USSA--You're the President ('Preznent'). OK, the Vice President really is, but this hypothetical. You've drunkenly-authorized hundreds of illegal-actions, and it looks like the forces of law-and-order are finally going to use those police battering-rams to come-get-you and your administration. You had a manic-depressive time in-office with soaring-highs (90% approval-ratings following 9/11), and crushing-lows (29% being the lowest, but lower is coming). You are clearly still a drunk, and probably a pharmaceutical-narcotics abuser. Most of you administration are criminals, but so are you. Here's to two-years of excruciating-hearings and your imprisonment in the Hague.
NEW YORK CITY--Actress Adrienne Shelly was found dead Wednesday in her NYC apartment, she had hung-herself with a bedsheet. She was most-famous for her roles in the indie-films of Hal Hartley, notably The Absolute Truth (1989), and Trust (1990). My personal-favorite was her role in the homage to John Waters, Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me (1993), as possibly the hottest piece of trailer-trash ever. She was also a writer and director, but she had an uneasy relationship with fame that possibly overcame her. One of her last-roles was in Factotum, based on the Charles Bukowski story, and starring Matt Dillon. She was a really talented and beautiful woman who is leaving-behind a husband and a daughter. Modern life got to be too-much. What a horrible-loss to the movies, she will be missed. I'm running-out of reasons to go the theater.


