Another Modest Proposal: Send Current Incumbents to Space

Washington D.C.--But they can't come back. No air? No food? Listen pal, you need to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps. Return-trips are off the table. A modest proposal indeed. It even trumps eating Irish babies, but the president and Congress and working on that one. Iraqi and Afghani babies will have to do for now, Moloch is hungry.