SHIT! Someone Pulls the Alarm at the International Space Station

GEOSYNCHRONOUS-ORBIT--It appears somebody also forgot-to-flush, damned Ruskis. Americans are used-to having paper to wipe, and a bidet won't work in zero-g, but now we have some funky-smells in the big metal-tube orbiting the Earth. "Who farted?!" yelled the Turk, but there were no-takers. Rumors have it that the Uzbek astronaut spilled his Hookah, but I think it's the Dane's bong that got tipped. The Canadian apologized for everyone, while the Iranian threatened to open the hatch to air things out. A reality-show is inevitable now. The human-family is a happy one.