Monday, June 09, 2008

A timely joke, sent in by a reader...


The J-7 Mailbag
(no anthrax here!)--This one works for me, it made me laugh out-loud (LOL):

I-95 both north and south of Washington D.C. is backed up for miles and men can be seen with plastic buckets walking from car to car. One of the stopped motorists sees a guy approach and asks, "What's the problem?"

"Well'" the guy says, "you must not have heard the news, but terrorists have grabbed the President, Cheney, Karl Rove, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, and Anne Coulter and are holding them hostage for $300 million. If their demands are not met they are threatening to douse them all with gasoline and burn them alive. So we're taking up a collection."

"That's awful," says the motorist. "How much have you collected so far?"

The guy with the bucket says, "So far, we're averaging about two gallons a car."

Ed.--That'll learn ya.' Don't mess with Tejas.