The J-7 Mailbag (no anthrax here!)--This one works for me, it made me laugh out-loud (LOL):
"Well'" the guy says, "you must not have heard the news, but terrorists have grabbed the President, Cheney, Karl Rove, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, and Anne Coulter and are holding them hostage for $300 million. If their demands are not met they are threatening to douse them all with gasoline and burn them alive. So we're taking up a collection."
"That's awful," says the motorist. "How much have you collected so far?"
The guy with the bucket says, "So far, we're averaging about two gallons a car."
Ed.--That'll learn ya.' Don't mess with Tejas.