Thursday, June 26, 2008

In the High School of the future: Diagramming the Bush administration and her players


The America of the Future--Besides having to wash radioactive fallout off of their school lunches, dodging bullets between classes, and trying to find pencils in the rubble of civilization, it's very likely that American children will be taught about the Bush years in stunning and graphic detail. The only way to make any sense of it will be to create a sprawling RICO diagram, projected via a holographic system onto the charred, bullet-pocked classroom walls. Oh yeah, and they'll all have their 15 minutes of fame too, it's all good. Thus endeth the lesson.