Thursday, September 03, 2009

Fox News caves and admits alliance with Cthuloid entities bent on destroying the planet...


Fox Nooze--Rawstory's reporting on this (slow news day), but it's old news. GWAR lead sing Oderus Urungus has been subbing for one of the talking necks there for their Red Eye show that I never watch and never will unless I'm being paid to.

From what I can tell, this is the SIXTH appearance on the Red Eye show, the last was around August 17th of this year. Oderus began appearing on the show beginning this June.

Considering that the aim of GWAR is total domination and ultimate destruction of this island earth, they should fit in just fine at Fox News. My question is this: when is Hannity and Geraldo going to become full-time members? Cthulu must be smiling, beneath the waves, somewhere off the coast of Massachusetts amidst the remnants of Atlantis (damn you Donovan).

Rumor has it that Oderus and GWAR have been rocking since 1984--untrue! The helmsman is at least 43,000,000,000 years old according to carbon dating of his member. Of course it's one of the top videos!