White House Study: "Teen use of pot leads to dependency, depression, and mental illness..."

Washington D.C.--Get-the-fuck outta here. Tell El Presidente that--he smoked it with a bunch of Texas baseball players. He was nuts before he ever smoked-pot, it was the bottle that made him the man he is today...OK, he's not a man at all, he's a Republican. Sorry, you got me on that one.