Monday, August 23, 2010

Irrational demands...

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...must be met with irrational answers. Be reasonable, respond with the improbable.
Saturday, August 14, 2010

Fox News brings America a weekend of Coolidge-o'-rama

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Roger Aislesland --If you want your children to gain an accurate picture of American history from life, keep them as far away from Texas and...
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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

On Robert Gibbs's remarks regarding the "professional left"

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W ith all of the calls for him to resign or to even be fired (the latter coming from Democratic Rep. Alan Grayson), you have to wonder if Sh...
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

"It's wrong to speak ill of the dead..."

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C an those of you who believe this stupid notion take a running jump at yourselves? Do you pine for the lost lives of Hitler, Mao, Stalin, S...
Thursday, July 22, 2010

President Obama is changing his name...and color.

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Barry White. Barry White of you. Fuck you Wolf Blitzer. Fuck you Andrew Breitbart.

Newsflash: We don't have a Black President, and jibes about the Sherrod debacle at the USDA.

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WWW --Could the Obama administration have handled the whole affair worse by immediately capitulating to the GOP once again? Give them time,...
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

On Glenn Beck potentially losing his eyesight, from a friend...

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I n the Kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is going blind, and we're not talking about Popeye here... OK , we are talking about Pope...
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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Mel Gibson to join reunited Norwegian Satanic Metal band Burzum

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A burning church, Norway --At precisely 7 a.m. GMT, the recently reunited metal band announced to the international press that Mel Gibson ...
Tuesday, July 13, 2010

I am a Gamera (a satire, calculated for brevity)

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I am a Gamera, my strides are always smashing Tokyo (and then someone from Central Casting just keeps rebuilding it, again and again, provi...
Wednesday, July 07, 2010

On Lindsay Lohan's belated sentencing...

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WWWhy?! --You know, when I looked at her vacant expression reacting to the California judge finally shutting her down (watching it without s...
Sunday, June 20, 2010

Songs from the Site meter: Someone looking around about Jack Burkman's pa!

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Site Meter --This is anyone's guess, granting it's coming from the Arlington County Government, but someone who lives in the same ci...

And now, for BP CEO Tony Hayward's next act...

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Rumors are swirling that Mr. Hayward's (not to be confused with Tony Banks, a member of the rock group Genesis, n or Mr. Moto ) next act...
Monday, June 14, 2010

Ronny Deutch is a fucking liar...

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Why? Because she's really Suzi Quatro, that's why, but she says she's a reputable national lawyer. She's not. You know, it a...
Saturday, May 29, 2010

The GOP platform...

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Appears to be an oil platform that exploded and sank to the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico. Follow the $.
Friday, May 28, 2010

Whoremonger GOP Sen. David Vitter suggests bailing out BP oil while the "opposition" party offers nothing...

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Louisiana --This steaming pile of excrement (both of them constituting one turd) really has no shame and supports the contention that most a...
Monday, May 24, 2010

"Mr. Smiley" (product review)

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PARENTAL WARNING: THIS REVIEW IS RIDDLED WITH SARCASM, SEND-UPS, BELITTLEMENT, AND SCORN FOR EVERYTHING. PROCEED WITH CAUTION... ...
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Why she came to America... (a satire)

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"W hy? Why did you come here?” they asked her, almost incredulously, but their questions were also mixed with a sense of profound fea...
Friday, May 14, 2010

President Obama is to the right of Reagan

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In case you haven't figured this one out, ostensible President Barack Obama rhetorically "slammed" BP and the contractors that...
Thursday, May 13, 2010

Some more observations on conspiracy buffs and the Boogeyman...

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T hey--the ubiquitous "they"--see them everywhere, and they know the score, according to...well, to them. Above all others, they ...