Showing posts with label "You're just jealous". Show all posts
Showing posts with label "You're just jealous". Show all posts
Friday, March 04, 2011

He Jerks Hard for the Phonies

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"I work hard!" he told a room of openly uninterested listeners, something he did a lot of the time, especially after he left wo...
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Saturday, March 20, 2010

The New Devil's Dictionary: Friend

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Friend , n.--A word whose original meaning fell out of use during the late Industrial-technological stage of human civilization while parado...
Monday, February 08, 2010

Postscript on Sarah Palin...

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N ot only does Palin fakes orgasms, but also that she's part of the same species as the rest of us.
Sunday, February 07, 2010

The Rapture sounds better to me now...

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H ey, with all the Christian extremists gone, we'd have housing freed-up for the poor, the homeless. Jesus would be proud. Needless-to-s...
Thursday, December 17, 2009

From a recent Yo-Gabba-Gabba! show in Chicago...

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Sunday, October 04, 2009

The Manchester Guardian: "Sarah Palin's upcoming memoir knocks Dan Brown from top spot"

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That's right dearie, everyone cranes their neck at the scene of a car accident, and Palin is a car accident par excellence . Oh yeah: Da...
Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Once again: Check comic genius Eric Filipkowski's site, 'cuz he's a rocket man

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This guy is a laugh-riot. Ever since I began this site I've had a link up to his, and he's just genuinely funny. Not only are his cu...
Thursday, August 27, 2009

A reflection on Jaenelle Antas...

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WWW --Surely, a hot body, to be sure, although she could eat a hamburger or a steak more often, she could use a little more weight on her as...
Monday, August 24, 2009

"The Next Great Depression is coming": reflections on a prediction

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WWW --Below is a link to a set of observations I wrote nearly three years ago. At the time, I don't think most people really "got...
Saturday, August 22, 2009

Louisiana Republican Sen. David Vitter has another ethics complaint filed against him, this time by Louisiana Democrats

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Baton Rouge, Louisiana --And it's about time. It seems that Davey is still unaware of or doesn't care about campaigning laws. In r...
Friday, August 21, 2009

Guns don't kill people, Part I...

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Guns don't kill people... ..., Phil Spector kills people. ..., morons who should never own a gun kill people. ...., people who say ...
Saturday, August 15, 2009

Health care: where's my change?

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The campaign trail --Where's my single-payer? 70% of the public wants it. After that, it's all confusion, lies, and political theate...
Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Arlen Specter's Town Hall and the articulate, gesticulating chick in the blue shirt

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Lebanon, Pennsylvania --A very well-spoken woman, I must say. One might be mistaken in thinking that she was the ringleader of all the jacka...
Friday, August 07, 2009

Purple Mays, all in my brain...

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WWW --You know, who woulda thunk? Me. Millions who aren't pathetically naive. Billy Mays, a not-a-man who was a carnival barker for fift...
Tuesday, August 04, 2009

"Manners" and democracy

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WWW --Manners are for a police state, not a democracy. But it's good to stay well-manicured, yes. How about growing a pair and finally g...
Tuesday, July 07, 2009

For the love of God, please bury Michael Jackson and place several concrete slabs above the sarcophagous.

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Los Angeles, Cali-forn-ia --As the world rapidly and dramatically moves towards a wide conflagration, ecological catastrophe, and as the glo...
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Thursday, May 14, 2009

2012, redacted

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I finally understand the connection between 2012, the war in Iraq, and Aztec religion: the world will be plunged into eternal darkness if Qu...
Friday, April 03, 2009

W-W-II, a satire of the American mind

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T 'was back in W-W-II, when Columbus crossed the ocean blue. "Seriously, who wants to go hunt for bigfoot with us in the Sierra Anc...
Monday, March 23, 2009

More cries of "coup," this time regarding AIG from Rolling Stone

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Rolling Stone Magazine --I haven't read a copy of RS since 1992, so you probably know from this fact that they don't elicit much res...
Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Marcus Schrenker, evil genius

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"And what rough beast , its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" --W.B. Yeats, "The Second Comin...
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